You know what i really don't like?
When strippers spank themselves. Like, in the whole realm of fantasy where I'm getting off on a girl grinding against me (and this is a girl that really just wants my moneyand has no interest in me whatsoever otherwise), I'm not really believing that somehow a self-spanking is hot or remotely erotic.
It's kind of like watching pornos with girls sucking on dildos, acting like it's getting them off.
I'm thinking, "Fuck, I mean this is fake and all...but that shit is HELLA unrealistic..."